There’s a quote, possibly apocryphal, attributed to the great J. B. S. Haldane in response to questions about what could be learned of the Creator from the study of nature; Haldane responded only that he could deduce that He must have had an “inordinate fondness for beetles.” I’ve previously used this quote to describe my enjoyment of cephalopod mollusc-related watches, but it might more accurately be misappropriated to cover my fondness for dive watches.